Phone Hug: The Audition

Being an actor is hard work - and auditioning is the worst of it. You have to act like you're in a flaming car crash trapped under shattered glass and metal and a heavy glove compartment that is pinning your legs and the whole car is being crushed by a 300 year old Elm tree with fangs and all you have as an actor at your disposal is a metal folding chair. Here is an auditioning scenario, unlike that just described, yet somehow just as horrible.