Mother, there's a pigeon in my bed!

stories not fit to tell my mother

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

The President addressed the nation tonight. And then he addressed the nation again.

Here is his second address -

Jennifer Prediger: New York, New York, United States; Jennifer Prediger makes videos. She also writes jokes that offend her father. She writes other jokes that offend her mother. Ms. Prediger hopes to get over the fear of her shoelaces getting stuck in an escalator while she's being attacked by rabid bats in a dilapidated mini mall, a fear very clearly given to her by her parents - which explains her never-ending-desire-to-offend-them. She lives in a big city with her pet pigeon who, somewhat ironically, kills rodents whose shoelaces are stuck in escalators in his spare time.

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